I have never gone to bed with an ugly man but I woke up sometimes with him Youth is that period when a young boy knows everything but how to make a living To make pleasures pleasant shorten them. There is a real vulgarity in the way women dress at the moment. They show off too much and try too hard. They don't understand where the line is between sexy and vulgar. I know where that line is. I have a dirty sense of humor, I can be blunt and vulgar. No crime is vulgar, but all vulgarity is crime. Why ?? Two words guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together : ) A man that respects a woman deserves atleast ONE :) I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person. The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-) Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15. ;-) In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you. Facebook’s next update, allowing you to check other people’s private messages. I hate people that starts tweets with “I hate people that.” When I die my gravestone is going to have a "Like" button. There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart. If you don’t have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.